It has occured to me that not everyone would be interested in the how of my babies' births. I knew when I wrote it, but decided to have a post above it. If ya'll wanna read it, just scroll down a bit.
As ya'll know I keep track of who comes to my site. No, not names and stuff. I can kind of tell who visits and when, but the where they come from, the ip and if they comment. It's my curiosity thing. I don't have any totally outrageous how did they get here searches. I do have a couple of categories though. One of my counters, the one that shows numbers in the sidebar keeps track of each search that ended up here and it tells me what page they were sent too. On with the show!
--> I figure most would be interested in the porn searches that ended up here. Yep, I got a few. I guess some people really don't know how to search properly for it. LMAO!
I have several that were: winx club porn. I know how they got here. I watch winx club on saturday mornings and have mentioned it. Personally I don't think it would make decent porn. Then I have the really creepy one: 13yr old babysitter gits raped. Yes it's spelled gits. I really don't think they were searching for any other reason than for their perverted porn. That's just wrong! However they got here, because the only word I haven't used on my site is gits. I'm not that much of a hillbilly. I was talking about my nephew 13 maybe babysitting. In my pro-choice vs. life posts I mentioned rape(as possibly a legitmate reason for abortion). They actually searched my site for it. GROSS!
--> I got a lot of hits after posting the lyrics for Everything I Do by Bryan Adams. Some actually wanted it free...that's illegal now. Not much interesting there.
--> I did get some stupid people searches. Someone was looking for the beyblade song. They had the title too. If you know the title either search a lyrics site or go to the damn official website. It's jetix.tv.com or something. Also try abcfamily.com. I got one for: sauza tequila allergic reaction. You don't do a web search for that, you call the damn ER! Also as all tequila is made from the agave plant, I really don't think it matters what brand it was, that would also shorten your search a bit. Try webmd.com too. Then I have the: echo weedeater refill. I have no idea how they got here for that one. We do have an echo brand weedeater though. I consider this a stupid people search as you can go buy any kind you want from wal-mart. DUH! Try ace hardware or something. You really don't need the internet for that people. Cheaper without the shipping and handling. If you are looking for something to shop for, do a shopping search in google or yahoo. I know you can, I've done it before.
--> Funny, I got a couple of hits from: ft's in the ozarks. That is highly amusing. I don't know if they use the term 'ft' anywhere else but here. I don't know why anyone would search for 'fucking tourist' but it is funny!
I've gotten quite a few hits from people searching for lyrics in general. Hits from that one word. Maybe I'll make a button that will send those people to the site I use to find lyrics. http://www.lyrics007.com . |