Everybody has them. You know, that little thing/s you do that you would die before admitting to it. Yeah, that one. I'll tell you mine if you tell me yours. Ha Ha. I make myself laugh. This is going to be one of my easier posts. For some reason, I seem to be able to tell strangers things about me that I would never tell most that know me about.
I'm gonna list them in no particular order that make sense to anyone, least of all me. I just think numbers are fitting for this list.
1. Chocolate, anything sweet. I try not to bring these things home. I cannot seem to help myself. I eat it all at once. Bad habit! It's why I am only able to maintain my weight around 165.
2.Playboy. Yes, I actually read it. I find it fascinating. The girls are pretty, but the only thing that goes through my mind seeing them is, I wonder how much they had to airbrush her. Why can't I be that 'perky' after having my 2 kids. I'll tell you something though. We are keeping my husband's collection for our boys. He will give them a few at the appropriate age. As I have no idea what age this should be, I am leaving it up to him. Yes, I'm going to make sure they have baby oil, cuz it's cheap, and kleenex in their room. I'm not dumb, I know one day my babies will be doing things I don't want to know about. Hopefully, they'll discard their 'gross stuff' in the trash or washing machine, whichever one is appropriate.
3.Trashy romance novels. No excuse for this one, I just like them.
4.Porn movies. Not really, as I have yet to find one with a story line but the day I do I know I'll watch it. My husband has a massive collection of these things. I don't mind. I wonder if that makes me a 'rare' type of spouse. Hey, he comes home to me. He never said he wouldn't look. Last birthday he had, we went into the little 'store', and I helped him choose new magazines and a movie. Embarassing, but he wanted to. I'm game. I had to curtail his surfing for porn habits though. Kept getting so many popups and he downloaded some toolbar on accident. Now I find them for him, even sometimes with him if I'm curious that day or he wants me to.
Do you have guilty pleasures? Want to share? Ah, well maybe this wasn't the most appropriate post, but it was kind of fun for me. If you made it through this and are still, shall I say, disgusted take a deep breath, it'll be a long time before I tell you about something you can do for him. It'll make him want to give you anything and you don't need to use your mouth. It's okay, it's over now. ;)
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